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The first time I see a jogger smiling, Iíll consider doing it.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.23.17 @ 13:39pm

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.23.17 @ 13:39pm

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes...
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.23.17 @ 13:39pm

Why do people have to get ready for bed? Iím always ready for bed
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.23.17 @ 13:39pm

the only way I know something is bad for me is if I like it
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.23.17 @ 13:39pm

Gaining weight while you owe me money is a sign of disrespect.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.23.17 @ 13:38pm

United States is where moms get a day and shark get a whole week.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.23.17 @ 13:38pm

There is really no way of knowing how many chameleons are in the room right now.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.23.17 @ 13:37pm

To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To get it in, you push it. Threading a needle isn't easy.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.23.17 @ 13:35pm

I ordered some bubble wrap online. It arrived in a box surrounded by packing peanuts.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.23.17 @ 13:34pm

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Turkish ruler Erdogan was at the White House this week. Sources say he arrived very early so he could beat the crowd.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.23.17 @ 13:34pm

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.23.17 @ 13:33pm

They say when a man holds a womanís hand before marriage, it is love, after marriage, it is self-defense.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.23.17 @ 13:32pm

Iím not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, theyíd come up sliced.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.23.17 @ 13:30pm

You have to wait 30 days to buy a gun but Amazon Prime only takes 2 days to ship live bees, no questions asked.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.23.17 @ 13:30pm

I once ran a Half Marathon. Well, I say that because it sounds better than saying I collapsed and almost died halfway through a Full Marathon.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.23.17 @ 13:29pm

Parallel lines have so much in common, it's a shame they'll never meet
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.23.17 @ 13:29pm

Dropping a can of soda and sticking it back in the fridge all shaken up for the next person to open is not as funny when you live by yourself.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.23.17 @ 13:28pm

I would run a marathon. If the only 2 bars were 26.2 miles apart and the first one was closed.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.23.17 @ 13:28pm

I bet my road rage will be taken seriously once I get a car.
Posted By: Sage - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.23.17 @ 12:28pm

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