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Christmas is truly a magical time. It's made all my money disappear!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.5.17 @ 14:01pm

Baby gates are parents' way of saying "this area is locked until youíve gained more experience."
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.5.17 @ 14:01pm

Donít ask a girl where she wants to eat. Tell her to guess where youíre taking her to eat. Then take her to her first guess.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.5.17 @ 14:01pm

I often worry that mankind is going to start World War III soley because we enjoy trilogies.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.5.17 @ 14:00pm

Like a stoned man once said, I can't remember.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.5.17 @ 14:00pm

One would have to assume that Amish chicks carve their own sex toys.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.5.17 @ 13:59pm

I just realized that if we drink enough wine, the adult's table will become the kid's table.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.5.17 @ 13:59pm

You know it's cold outside... when you step on dog poop and roll your ankle
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.5.17 @ 13:59pm

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.5.17 @ 13:57pm

It kinda makes sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.5.17 @ 13:56pm

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Whoever is controlling me sucks at this game.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.5.17 @ 13:56pm

I mean if men are better at math why do they get the lenght wrong all the time.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.5.17 @ 13:55pm

My earthquake kit is just a tuxedo, because in case of a disaster, I want to look like the most important person to save.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.5.17 @ 13:55pm

The leading cause of divorce ? ... marriage
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.5.17 @ 13:54pm

Shout out to all the girls who don't have to dress half naked to get a mans attention. Stay classy! And the rest of you come with me.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.5.17 @ 13:54pm

When a cashier asks if you have a loyalty card just sigh and say, "My wife took everything when she left"
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.5.17 @ 13:53pm

Relationship status: sleeping in my bed diagonally.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.5.17 @ 13:53pm

Sometimes you can just tell it's going to be a "Does not play well with others" kind of day.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.5.17 @ 13:49pm

Golf is finally starting to pay off. I just signed a contract with Nike for a large sum of money in return for agreeing never to be seen playing with any of their equipment.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 12.5.17 @ 13:47pm

if your happy and you know it ---thank your ex
Posted By: Guest..roxyboy - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 12.4.17 @ 06:02am

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