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When your kids become teenagers, it's important to have a dog so someone in the house is happy to see you.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 01.17.17 @ 16:39pm

When a girl says she wants you to splurge on her, calm down, it's not what you think...
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 01.17.17 @ 16:38pm

My iPhone autocorrected "wish you were here" to "wish you were beer" ... I sent it anyways.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 01.17.17 @ 16:38pm

One of my biggest fears is that my car secretly records me singing.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 01.17.17 @ 16:38pm

So, basically Alexa is just some know-it-all with no actual job skills.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 01.17.17 @ 16:38pm

I said I was good at making decisions. I didn't say the decisions I made were good.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 01.17.17 @ 16:38pm

Watching MTV Cribs makes me feel better about downloading music off the internet.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 01.17.17 @ 16:38pm

Prostitution must be a hole sale business.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 01.17.17 @ 16:37pm

My life coach just informed me that I didnt make the team
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 01.17.17 @ 16:37pm

... and so begins another failed hundred or so attempts at trying to write the correct year on anything I date.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 01.17.17 @ 16:37pm

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Current relationship status: Leaving pizza and beer in the bushes, to lure in stalkers.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 01.17.17 @ 16:37pm

The first rule of the OCD Club is to have a second rule so there is an even number of rules.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 01.17.17 @ 16:37pm

I dont think McDonald's french fries are real food. Just found one under my car seat from two months ago and it looked perfect ... Tasted fine, too.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 01.17.17 @ 16:37pm

Who is the genius that decided Little League uniforms be white? My guess is Tide laundry detergent.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 01.17.17 @ 16:37pm

I like how Sesame Street just casually has a vampire hanging around.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 01.17.17 @ 16:36pm

I cleaned my room and still smells like smoke, stale beer and sweat. This is the last time I use "Mr. Sheen" cleaner.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 01.17.17 @ 16:36pm

I had lunch with a chess player yesterday. It took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 01.17.17 @ 16:36pm

Time to train for my favorite winter sport. Extreme Hibernation.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 01.17.17 @ 16:36pm

Dropping a can of soda and sticking it back in the fridge all shaken up for the next person to open is not nearly as funny when you live by yourself.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 01.17.17 @ 16:36pm

Ugh, I forgot to go to the gym today. That's 9 years in a row now...
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 01.17.17 @ 16:36pm

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