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Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

is clapping his hands and stomping his feet because he is happy and he knows it.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

s status message is better than yours
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

thinks that 100-calorie packs have just enough cookies to piss me off!!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

If I was rich, Id do nothing all day from a much nicer recliner.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

is frickin awesome! Nough Said.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

lol <- looks like a stick man drowning. lol
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Sometimes Late at night. I rearrange traffic signs. People need to be challenged.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of "liking" my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. Im awesome..
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

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is wondering if the hokey pokey is really what its all about
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

if there wasnt a last minute Id never get anything done.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

TEIAM - problem solved
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

just read a list of "the 100 things to do before you die." Im pretty surprised "yell for help" wasnt one of them.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I have an oven with a "stop time" button. Its probably meant to be "stop timer" but I dont touch it, just in case.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

is wondering where noah kept woodpeckers on his ark
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

only 9530 days until retirement.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Dance like no ones going to put it on YouTube.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

They should make Vodka ChapStick
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny drinking status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

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