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Never cry over spilt milk.  It could've been whiskey.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 10.19.11 @ 16:08pm

Make somebody happy today... mind your own business!!!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 10.19.11 @ 16:08pm

I have problems cleaning my house because I get distracted by all the fun things I find.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 10.19.11 @ 15:59pm

There are people on Facebook who don't realize the difference between "What's on your mind" or "I should talk to a therapist about this"
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 10.18.11 @ 19:54pm

I don't use cocaine, I just like the way it smells.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 10.18.11 @ 19:51pm

I know I have a long way to go but look at how far I've come.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 10.18.11 @ 19:26pm

DAMN! I'm so drunk that I cooked a pizza for 450 minutes at 15 degrees.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 10.18.11 @ 19:24pm

What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 10.18.11 @ 19:12pm

Monday comes saturday ends and somewhere in between i realized i slept the weekend away....):
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 10.18.11 @ 18:15pm

The only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 10.18.11 @ 16:41pm

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lf the people in the movies listened to me, they would still be alive.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 10.18.11 @ 16:14pm

I try to live every day as though it were my last, and who wants to do laundry on the last day they’re alive?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 10.17.11 @ 22:40pm

This day is going downhill faster than a wagon full of fat kids!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 10.17.11 @ 18:39pm

My alarm clock is clearly jelouse of my amazing relationship with my bed.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 10.17.11 @ 18:18pm

I can always tell when I'm drunk. I tend to drop things...like my standards
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 10.17.11 @ 15:22pm

Welcome to my Facebook wall. Straight jackets are on your left, meds are on the table, and if you hurry, you can still get a seat in group therapy . . . have fun!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 10.17.11 @ 15:20pm

facebooked yo mama!!!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 10.17.11 @ 13:06pm

When I was your age, we had to walk 10 miles in the snow to get drunk and have s€x.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 10.16.11 @ 22:27pm

Being normal? Ugh. I can't imagine how awful that must be.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 10.16.11 @ 22:23pm

loves poetry, long walks and poking dead things with a stick.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 10.16.11 @ 21:11pm

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