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There's no rehab for stupid! ;P
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 08.8.11 @ 15:36pm

we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 08.8.11 @ 15:34pm

when life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny drinking status update saying on Sunday, 08.7.11 @ 22:02pm

Whoever said you can't "like" your own status is just not awesome enough to do it.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.7.11 @ 21:56pm

That awkward moment when you have 10+ tabs open and you can't figure out which one the music is coming from.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.7.11 @ 21:54pm

You can't be late until you show up 
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.7.11 @ 09:02am

Does this couch I’m laying on make me look unmotivated?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.7.11 @ 07:53am

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 08.6.11 @ 20:53pm

Thumbnail pics. Helping ugly people look hot until you click on them since 1995.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 08.6.11 @ 08:56am

I can't believe we made a movie that is essentially giving the apes a blueprint on how to take over the Earth.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 08.6.11 @ 08:44am

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if drinking destroys your memory .... what does drinking do ?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny drinking status update saying on Saturday, 08.6.11 @ 07:54am

Two of the most honest people in the world; drunk people and little kids
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.5.11 @ 19:13pm

Me? Stalk? No, I just observe... behind a tree... at night…in the rain.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.5.11 @ 19:03pm

I try to avoid trouble but I think it likes me.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.5.11 @ 18:26pm

I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.5.11 @ 18:24pm

You’re really not as bad as people say. You’re much, much worse.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.5.11 @ 18:23pm

I try not to laugh at my own jokes… but we all know I’m Hilarious.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 08.3.11 @ 16:02pm

Just once I would like to see a liars pants actually catch on fire
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 08.3.11 @ 15:38pm

Life gets a lot easier once you decide to become part of the problem.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 08.3.11 @ 15:27pm

How long do I have to lay on the couch in the same position before I can call it "yoga"?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 08.3.11 @ 15:25pm

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