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I sure buy a lot of alcohol. Hope I'm not a shopaholic.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny drinking status update saying on Tuesday, 08.23.11 @ 20:45pm

When I'm on my death bed, I want my last words to be...."I left 10 million dollars in the..........."
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 08.23.11 @ 20:43pm

I just realized that Mr. Rogers had the first man-cave.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 08.23.11 @ 20:39pm

My friends had a surprise party for me last night, well I called it a surprise party they called it an intervention.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 08.22.11 @ 16:21pm

If A-B-C-D didn't drag out their part of the Alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn't have to be so rushed.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 08.22.11 @ 16:20pm

Today I think I'll go to a public restroom and wait until someone leaves, then click your stopwatch and write something down in a notebook.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 08.22.11 @ 16:19pm

Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna ki..- ahh damn! He's under a blanket
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 08.22.11 @ 16:17pm

If someone says they'll always be there for you...make sure you find out exactly where "there" is.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 08.22.11 @ 16:16pm

I'm not naughty ... I'm mischievously creative
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.21.11 @ 19:53pm

Sometimes I watch sports holding an xbox controller just to screw with my girlfriend's head...
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.21.11 @ 13:44pm

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My greatest fear is standing on stage in front of millions while my Google search history is read aloud...
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.21.11 @ 13:42pm

Aging is inevitable, Maturing is optional.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.21.11 @ 13:40pm

Health experts recommend a 1500 calorie diet. For those of you not good with math... thatís a 12-pack of 125 calorie beers. You're welcome!!! ;)
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.21.11 @ 13:38pm

I'm not lazy... I'm in energy saving mode.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.21.11 @ 13:36pm

Today's big idea - Coffee eye drops
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.21.11 @ 13:35pm

Single ? I'm not single, I'm in a long standin relationship with fun and freedom ! ;)
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.21.11 @ 13:33pm

These animal crackers are crap, this elephant tastes exactly like that giraffe did.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 08.20.11 @ 09:01am

I figured out the chemical composition of Holy Water. It's H2OMG
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.19.11 @ 19:33pm

My pessimism has never failed me, but I'm sure someday it will.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.19.11 @ 19:32pm

I got kicked out of the pool today ... apperently the breaststroke isn't what I thought it was.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.19.11 @ 19:30pm

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