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hates when Im singing along with the radio and the artist messes up the words!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Hey, did you know that in two days, tomorrow will be yesterday!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

It doesnt matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny drinking status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

If you cant afford to go on vacation, you can always drink until you dont know where you are.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny drinking status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Were responsible for most of what happens to us, the rest is probably Voodoo.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

If youre cooler than me, doesnt that make me hotter than you?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I seem to start my day backwards. I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Alarm Clock(n): An evil device invented by Satan to disrupt the peaceful sleep of otherwise happy folks at a predetermined hour.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Whats the difference between light and hard? You can go to bed with a light on.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

While most people are becoming older and wiser, Im becoming older and better at making stuff up as I go along.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

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My neighbor came rudely banging at my door at 2:30 am, luckily for him I was up practicing on my new drums
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I did all I can do. I cant do no more
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I wonder if Ill ever be mature enough to use a stud finder without first pointing it at myself and saying "theres one."
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Dont believe all the rumours you hear about me, the truth is much worse.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Have you ever ate something so good that you do a little happy dance while your eating it?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

If youre a millionaire and you dont have trampoline floors or a giant slide that goes from your bed to an olympic sized indoor pool, then you should just give me all of your money because youre wasting it.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Just rescued a Coca Cola that was trapped in the fridge!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

You are so selfish! Youre going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Today Im going to entertain the kids with a game of duct, duct, tape.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

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