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Why did they send me to this white room? Do they think I'm crazy? Do they think I'm ...HOLY CRAP THE WALLS ARE FLUFFY!!!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.14.11 @ 15:07pm

There are three kinds of people: Those who totally agree with my messages, those who kind of agree with me, and those locked in the trunk of my car.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.14.11 @ 15:06pm

My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. ..well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet..
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.14.11 @ 15:05pm

People around me think I'm losing it. So today, I had to sit myself down and have a talk.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.14.11 @ 15:04pm

Things I've learned: There's no cool way to chase after a bouncing ping-pong ball.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.14.11 @ 15:01pm

I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I donít want to start any trouble, but shouldnít that be an even number? ...hmm
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.14.11 @ 15:00pm

Everyone is gifted. But not everyone opens their present.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.14.11 @ 14:59pm

I sometimes worries about my short attention span, ...but not for very L... hey! ... look at that squirrel!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.14.11 @ 14:56pm

Some guy waved to me and then walked up and said, ďSorry, I thought you were someone else.Ē .... I said, ďI am.Ē
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.14.11 @ 14:54pm

If you see me laughing like a crazy person, think nothing of it ..it's just the voices in my head telling me jokes!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.14.11 @ 14:53pm

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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental issues
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.14.11 @ 14:52pm

Kleptomaniacs always take things literally.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.14.11 @ 14:51pm

When you screw up, menopause can be a wonderful excuse for stupid things you do or say!!!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 08.13.11 @ 15:42pm

Redneck Term Of Thee Day-Wisdom: "Mah bruther had him some kidney stones, but he wisdom out!"
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 08.13.11 @ 10:32am

Updating my status in the car. Donít worry, Iím in the passenger seat. Which makes it harder to drive, but fools the cops.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 08.13.11 @ 10:32am

It's the weekend!!! The " Responsible Adult Button" has been switched to OFF!!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 08.13.11 @ 10:31am

Watch out! Itís quite possible some of my best mistakes havenít been made yet.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 08.13.11 @ 09:59am

Itís what people donít know about each other that makes them such good friends.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.12.11 @ 22:20pm

Itís not what you wear; itís how you take it off.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.12.11 @ 20:21pm

I see youíre playing stupid. Looks like youíre winning too.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.12.11 @ 15:00pm

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