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my entire life is a "had to be there" moment
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.12.11 @ 14:51pm

is 100% sure that you are looking at my status. (:
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.12.11 @ 14:50pm

Iím bored enough to clean.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 08.10.11 @ 14:42pm

what do you mean booze ain't food!?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 08.10.11 @ 14:28pm

I'm not real excited that the wrapping on my toilet paper said '100% Recycled'.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 08.10.11 @ 14:27pm

is pondering why people have a favorite color M&M when they all taste the same!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 08.10.11 @ 14:27pm

thinks we should all jump out of our chairs and do the 5 second happy dance! READY! GO!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 08.10.11 @ 14:26pm

is admitting to pushing Humpty Dumpty, he had it coming!!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 08.10.11 @ 14:24pm

hmmmm...halo or horns today??
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 08.8.11 @ 20:15pm

Accept the craziness. Life will be a bore without it.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 08.8.11 @ 20:03pm

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The nice thing about being single is when you're setting the silverware, it doesn't matter which side you put the remote on.†
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 08.8.11 @ 15:38pm

If you want to get me to do something, bribery does work.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 08.8.11 @ 15:38pm

is bored of being bored because being bored is boring.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 08.8.11 @ 15:37pm

There's no rehab for stupid! ;P
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 08.8.11 @ 15:36pm

we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 08.8.11 @ 15:34pm

when life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny drinking status update saying on Sunday, 08.7.11 @ 22:02pm

Whoever said you can't "like" your own status is just not awesome enough to do it.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.7.11 @ 21:56pm

That awkward moment when you have 10+ tabs open and you can't figure out which one the music is coming from.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.7.11 @ 21:54pm

You can't be late until you show up†
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.7.11 @ 09:02am

Does this couch Iím laying on make me look unmotivated?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.7.11 @ 07:53am

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