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Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

They should make Vodka ChapStick
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny drinking status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I am fluent in three languages: English, Profanity, and Sarcasm
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Just as I predicted, today was in fact a new day!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Insert coin to view my status message.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

People reckon Im too patronizing (that means I treat them as if theyre stupid).
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Plan B includes margaritas.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

If your phone doesnt ring its me.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

You are wasting your time reading this status.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

often rambles on and on about this and that seeming to be heading towards a point but really just blabbing about nothing.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

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feels like getting some work done ... so I am sitting down until the feeling passes.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Time to be an adult and give up my bath time rubber ducky. Im upgrading to the tugboat!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

If guys had periods, theyd brag about the size of their tampons.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I used to play sports. Then realized you can buy trophies. Now Im good at everything.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I guess if you spoke your mind, youd be speechless, huh?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

gets drunk on one drink. The trouble is, I cant remember if its the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny drinking status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

is experiencing life at a rate of several wtfs a minute
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I never make stupid mistakes ... only very clever ones
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

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