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The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 08.6.11 @ 20:53pm

Thumbnail pics. Helping ugly people look hot until you click on them since 1995.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 08.6.11 @ 08:56am

I can't believe we made a movie that is essentially giving the apes a blueprint on how to take over the Earth.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 08.6.11 @ 08:44am

if drinking destroys your memory .... what does drinking do ?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny drinking status update saying on Saturday, 08.6.11 @ 07:54am

Two of the most honest people in the world; drunk people and little kids
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.5.11 @ 19:13pm

Me? Stalk? No, I just observe... behind a tree... at night…in the rain.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.5.11 @ 19:03pm

I try to avoid trouble but I think it likes me.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.5.11 @ 18:26pm

I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.5.11 @ 18:24pm

You’re really not as bad as people say. You’re much, much worse.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 08.5.11 @ 18:23pm

I try not to laugh at my own jokes… but we all know I’m Hilarious.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 08.3.11 @ 16:02pm

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Just once I would like to see a liars pants actually catch on fire
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 08.3.11 @ 15:38pm

Life gets a lot easier once you decide to become part of the problem.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 08.3.11 @ 15:27pm

How long do I have to lay on the couch in the same position before I can call it "yoga"?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 08.3.11 @ 15:25pm

Girls here's an idea, instead of spending all that money on makeup. Just buy your guy a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 08.3.11 @ 15:24pm

I dont mind going to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is bullsh*t
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 08.1.11 @ 19:17pm

I don't care what people think of me. It can't be half as bad as what I think of them...
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 08.1.11 @ 19:12pm

I hate when people say, "I gotta get my body right for the summer." ...like, wtf are you going to do about your face???
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 08.1.11 @ 19:09pm

SCARY BUT TRUE: statistics show that everyone who’s ever used a cell phone will die
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 08.1.11 @ 19:08pm

The correct answer to "How are you?" is "Fine." If you ever stray from that dialogue, please know that nobody gives a sh!t.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 08.1.11 @ 19:05pm

Life is simple. Eat. Sleep. Update Facebook status.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 08.1.11 @ 19:04pm

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