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If you canīt read this, youīre illiterate.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Black holes must be where God divided by zero.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Drink till sheīs cute, but stop before the wedding
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny drinking status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Never tell a lie ... unless it is absolutely convenient
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Seen it all, done it all, canīt remember most of it.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Iīll never be old enough to know better.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

is in his own little world but itīs okay they know me here.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

if I was a bird, I know who Iīd poop on first.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

A synonym is a word you use when you canīt spell the word you first thought of.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

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Iīm not insensitive, I just donīt care.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the earth. Then, youīre pretty much dead no matter what you wish for.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I Like this quote. I dislike this quote. I am so clever that sometimes I donīt understand a single word of what I am saying.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I try not to work that much. That way I make less mistakes.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I know u r but what am I ?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

There are no problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Make yourself at home. Clean my kitchen
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Always look out for #1. Donīt step in #2 either.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Never hire a color blind Bomb Technician.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Although no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

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