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Smile. It makes people wonder what youīre up to.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Is somebody not editing what Iīm saying here???
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

is spending my childrenīs inheritance.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Save time. See it my way.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Some days itīs not worth chewing through the straps.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Gun Control: Use both hands
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

3 out of 4 Americans make up 75% of the population.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

If I throw a stick will you leave?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

You canīt trust dogs to watch your food.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

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Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Free snow at my house. Shovel all you want!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

The great thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbors.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk while itīs still snowing
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Wanted: Magic hat for a snowman
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny drinking status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

One out of every 4 Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If theyīre okay, then itīs you.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

If all the worldīs a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Money isnīt everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

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