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is a mystery youīll never solve
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I got up this morning and think I saw my shadow. Iīm going back to bed for six weeks.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Smile, itīs the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

The hardest question of the weekend.. can or bottle?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Oh the pranks I would pull if I were invisible
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Stalking is such a strong word. I perfer the term surveillance expert.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I am upping my standards.. so up yours!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

www.amish.com. How did this happen?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

That "No alcohol beyond this point." sign might as well say "I bet you canīt chug that whole beer!"
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny drinking status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

wants my 260 FB friends to know I love you all..except #193
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

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My anger management class pisses me off
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

if you want me to go running with you, Iīm going to need some motivation... Like a clown waving a bloody knife and chasing us.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I just saw a man salute the Budweiser truck on the highway. LMAO
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I purchased my own Taser off the internet the other day. In a totally unconnected incident, Iīve got to buy a cat to replace the neighbors one this afternoon.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Ever wondered why there is a stairway to heaven, and a highway to hell? Thereīs apparently more traffic going to hell!!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

someone told me I am immature and need to grow up ... so guess who is not allowed in my snow fort!!!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Letīs drink tequila till you donīt remember what I suggest next..
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny drinking status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Nothing makes you feel more like a kid than the right breakfast cereal. Lucky Charms for me please!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

When I grow up Iīd like to be a "Retired Lottery Winner."
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

The longest yard for me is that space between me and the nacho dip
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

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