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Start each day with a positive thought like, "I can go back to bed in about 17 short hours."
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.20.17 @ 12:46pm

So apparently RSVP-ing to a wedding invite with "Maybe next time" wasn't the best response. Who knew?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.20.17 @ 12:45pm

Just got in 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick an ice cube up off the kitchen floor.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.20.17 @ 12:45pm

If you can't remember my name, just say 'donuts'. I'll definitely turn around and look.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.20.17 @ 12:45pm

Shoplifting is just undocumented shopping.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.20.17 @ 12:44pm

All shoes are technically buy one get one free.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.20.17 @ 12:44pm

"Baby on Board" Oh really? Thanks for letting me know. I was about to ram into your car but now I won't.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.20.17 @ 12:43pm

"Rear facing, pedal activated photon cannon" sounds much more badass than "brake lights"
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.20.17 @ 12:43pm

My doctor told me to start killing people. Well it wasn't those exact words. He said I needed to reduce the stress in my life.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.20.17 @ 12:43pm

I've decided that I'm an ass man. Don't get me wrong, horses are beautiful. They just aren't as cute as donkeys.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.20.17 @ 12:42pm

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I took a sexual harassment course yesterday...I think I'm going to be pretty good at it.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.20.17 @ 12:42pm

One day I will solve all problems with grace & maturity. Today is not that day...
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.20.17 @ 12:41pm

Why do ballerinas always stand in their toes? Why don't they get taller dancers?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.20.17 @ 12:40pm

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but the more important question is, how did they get in there in the first place?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 08.20.17 @ 12:39pm

Running feels great unless you compare it to not running
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 08.5.17 @ 09:12am

Nothing shuts my pie hole more than an actual pie.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 08.5.17 @ 09:12am

Cooking Tip: If you're tired of always having to boil water everytime you make pasta, boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later ... you're welcome!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 08.5.17 @ 09:12am

Any pencil can be a number two pencil if you eat it.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 08.5.17 @ 09:12am

You know you're drunk when you sit down on the toilet & try to put your seatbelt on
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 08.5.17 @ 09:12am

Married 24 years now. All I recall about my wedding day is something about death.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 08.5.17 @ 09:12am

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