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They say a dog park is a great place to pick up girls. I don't have a dog so I am walking around with a bag of poop so I won't look weird.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 11.15.17 @ 09:13am

The bouncer from my local nightclub calls me Macauley Culkin because I always go home alone.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 11.15.17 @ 09:13am

How old do I have to be when I can start pulling in front of cars without looking?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 11.15.17 @ 09:12am

A cop comes up to a man on the street. Cop: Seen anything unusual? Man: A dolphin with a hat once. Cop: I mean around here. Man: No, they live in water.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 11.15.17 @ 09:12am

The only correct answer to the question are you sleeping is no.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 11.6.17 @ 10:09am

If kids are so wonderful why do you have to pay people to watch them?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 11.6.17 @ 10:09am

Remember waffles are just pancakes ribbed for your pleasure
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 11.6.17 @ 10:09am

Good thing I got a college degree I think as I put away the kid toys for the 49 billionth time
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 11.6.17 @ 10:09am

Her: Do you want to run away with me? ME: We won't actually be running, right?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 11.6.17 @ 10:08am

Someone’s therapist knows all about you.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 11.6.17 @ 10:08am

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Car commercials make driving around in empty parking structures look fun and normal and not suspicious or kidnappy.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 11.6.17 @ 10:08am

Technically, Humpty Dumpty died a crack head
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 11.6.17 @ 10:08am

When I see you in hell I'll still ignore you
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 11.6.17 @ 10:08am

Last night I got so drunk I blacked out for two hours, but then I realized I’d just put my hoodie on backwards
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 11.6.17 @ 10:07am

2017 didn't need that extra hour back.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 11.6.17 @ 10:07am

I used to work at a fire hydrant factory. I couldn't park anywhere near the place
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 11.6.17 @ 10:07am

Helpful Tip: Use a tortilla as a lap napkin so you can still eat all the food you spill
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 11.6.17 @ 10:07am

My wife asked me if I knew her favorite flower was. Apparently "Gold Medal All Purpose" was not the correct response
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 11.6.17 @ 10:06am

When you are on a first date and she says to you: “I want you to treat me like a movie star,” it is vitally important to establish which type of movie.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 11.6.17 @ 10:06am

Elevator music bothers me on so many levels
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 11.6.17 @ 10:06am

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