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Why would I buy a pumpkin at the store for $5 when I can drive 30 miles and pay to walk through a field to pick our own for $27.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny Halloween status update saying on Sunday, 10.30.16 @ 11:55am

How come the energizer bunny beats a drum instead of doing something like working the cashier register at Wal-Mart?
Posted By: Clarke - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 10.27.16 @ 07:02am

Why is it that when my wife refers to her friends as "girlfriends" its normal but when i call my male friends "boyfriends" i lose my friends?
Posted By: Jarrod - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 10.26.16 @ 01:42am

Guys I can't be leave I'm sharing this with you, but I saw my self on TV. After I turned it off.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 10.25.16 @ 03:12am

When I procrastinate, current me really expects a lot out of future me.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 10.19.16 @ 16:41pm

I just saved a ton of $ on Christmas presents by discussing politics on FB.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 10.19.16 @ 16:41pm

You canít please everyone, so you might as well just concentrate on me.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 10.19.16 @ 16:40pm

If I drop my food on a plane, and we change time zones at the same time, do I receive an additional hour to the 5 second rule?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 10.19.16 @ 16:40pm

Sometimes I just open up the cabinet and let the Tupperware hit me in the face on purpose.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 10.19.16 @ 16:40pm

Why do cops get mad when other cops have jurisdiction over a case? I'd be like cool I'm going home to eat.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 10.19.16 @ 16:40pm

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I was watching craps at the casino all night until security finally dragged me out of the bathroom.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 10.19.16 @ 16:40pm

Whether you're a woman or a straight man, taking a bra off is likely to be one of the high points of your day.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 10.19.16 @ 16:40pm

I bought a Christmas tree today and the guy asked me 'Will you be putting it up yourself?' I told him, 'No, you sicko, it's going in the living room!'
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 10.19.16 @ 16:39pm

I will be thoroughly disappointed if the first human born on Mars isnít named Marvin.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 10.19.16 @ 16:39pm

Don't date guys from the internet. The last guy said he lived in a gated community. Prison, he meant prison.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 10.19.16 @ 16:39pm

If cats had wings, they would still just lay there.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 10.19.16 @ 16:39pm

They say the key to a fitness routine is having a workout buddy and that's why I surround myself with lazy people
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 10.19.16 @ 16:39pm

I don't know why people freak out and run when they see a spider. They are just gonna climb in your mouth when you are sleeping anyway.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 10.19.16 @ 16:39pm

My most heavily used kitchen appliance is a fire extinguisher.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 10.19.16 @ 16:38pm

One of my favorite discoveries about adulthood is that there are literally no rules stopping you from eating an entire row of Oreos at once.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 10.19.16 @ 16:38pm

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