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When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Got bored today so I dressed up in tan pants and a blue shirt then went into Best Buy and quit.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Humpty Dumpty was pushed I tell ya. PUSHED!!!!!!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Itīs Friday!! yea! Oh sorry, I was just practicing.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I try not to limit my madness to March.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Itīs Friday-O-Clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I’m cutting the sleeves off my Snuggie because it makes me look more badass.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Mondays are middle finger approved
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I’m going to rename my wifi network to “Surveillance Van #02?. That should keep the neighbors on their toes for a while.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

How much tequila goes into mashed potatoes again?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny drinking status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

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