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Have you ever ate something so good that you do a little happy dance while your eating it?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

If youīre a millionaire and you donīt have trampoline floors or a giant slide that goes from your bed to an olympic sized indoor pool, then you should just give me all of your money because youīre wasting it.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Just rescued a Coca Cola that was trapped in the fridge!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

You are so selfish! Youīre going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Today Iīm going to entertain the kids with a game of duct, duct, tape.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Everything I need to know in life I learned in kindergarten... if you poop your pants they let you go home.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

twinkle twinkle little star ... point me to the nearest bar.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I may look calm, but in my head Iīve punched you in the face 3 times already!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems.. you have nice boobs
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Have you ever held your money and thought "I hope this hasnīt been up a stripperīs butt"
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

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I canīt wait for summer. One of my highlights of summer is talking into the fan to hear my robot voice.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Donīt be stupid, itīs not smart.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Omg!! got 6 numbers on the Lotto.. and the stupid machine didnīt pick any of them
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

hmm ... I wonder what Iīm thinking?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

is "insert clever remark here."
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Iīve always wondered if film directors wake up screaming "CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!" when they have nightmares.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

If they gave out awards for laziness, I would have to send somebody to accept it for me.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Every time I see an abandoned shoe on the highway it reminds me of some of the drunken nights we use to have.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

The real trouble with reality is that thereīs no background music
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

is procastinating now. Donīt see why I should put it off.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

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