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Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 06.12.11 @ 09:52am

So after an hour of playing Paper, Rock, Scissors, we decided to call it a tie. Good game, mirror!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 06.12.11 @ 09:50am

Just put my money where my mouth is. Pennies taste disgusting.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 06.11.11 @ 10:19am

I am having one of those days where my middle finger answers every question.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 06.11.11 @ 08:33am

I put ALL my eggs in one basket at the grocery store.... Today..!!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 06.11.11 @ 08:31am

Shouting "Not it!" should still make us exempt from doing anything that we don't feel like doing.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 06.11.11 @ 07:54am

Is there really a need for constipation medicines and stool softeners in a world where burritos and tacos exist?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 06.11.11 @ 01:44am

I read Facebook for the pictures.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 06.10.11 @ 20:35pm

If you've never played Tetris, you're probably useless at loading a dishwasher
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 06.10.11 @ 20:09pm

If you donít like my sense of humor please tell meÖ so I can laugh at you!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 06.10.11 @ 19:42pm

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Sometimes I like to hold the door for people who are far away so they feel obligated to run just a little. ;)
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 06.9.11 @ 22:20pm

Statistics show that 3 out of 5 people.. aren't the other 2.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 06.9.11 @ 22:19pm

The easiest way to keep a secret is without help
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 06.9.11 @ 22:18pm

I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 06.8.11 @ 21:27pm

There are no words to describe how I feel about you... Good thing God invented the middle finger.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 06.8.11 @ 18:23pm

I did not say you are stupid, I just said that you have bad luck when you're thinking.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 06.6.11 @ 17:46pm

If you say "I slept like a baby" in front of me, I'll ALWAYS assume you woke up every 2 hours, pissed yourself and cried for your mommy.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 06.5.11 @ 13:53pm

Some days there just isn't enough give-a-damn.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 06.4.11 @ 20:23pm

Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 06.4.11 @ 17:14pm

Sorry, everyone, it looks like my Facebook account was hacked by tequila last night...
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny drinking status update saying on Saturday, 06.4.11 @ 17:12pm

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