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I just found out the neighborhood is having a meeting about the creepy guy. ..Its weird that they forgot to invite me ..
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 07.4.11 @ 15:49pm

I HATE it when I get invited to weird events on Facebook. ..For the FIFTH time, I do not want to go to your cat's birthday party. Damn it! ..My dog is getting married
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 07.4.11 @ 15:45pm

Did you know dryer sheets double as toilet paper and leave your a$$ smelling like meadows and rain drops?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 07.3.11 @ 08:46am

This is not the status message you are looking for .... Move along
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 07.3.11 @ 08:14am

I can't believe I was late for work tomorrow..
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 07.2.11 @ 22:45pm

This Tequila tastes like an afternoon of fun and bad decisions.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny drinking status update saying on Saturday, 07.2.11 @ 08:53am

I was like "No, Pepsi is NOT ok. I wanted a Coke." And she was all "Sir, 911 should only be dialed for real emergencies."
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 07.2.11 @ 08:50am

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 07.2.11 @ 08:41am

I don't want it to seem like I'm trying to get rid of you, but GO AWAY!!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 07.2.11 @ 08:16am

Do me a favor if someone tells you they don't like me , tell them I don't like them either.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 07.2.11 @ 08:16am

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Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 06.29.11 @ 23:27pm

Sometimes I like to go to the hardware store and run around with a screwdriver shouting, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a drill!"
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 06.29.11 @ 21:07pm

The only trouble with resisting temptation is that you may not get another chance...
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 06.25.11 @ 21:01pm

She asked me to make her feel special so I gave her a helmet and crayons.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 06.25.11 @ 21:00pm

Sometimes, numbers are the only thing you can truely count on.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 06.23.11 @ 16:57pm

Your so old, you knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 06.23.11 @ 16:56pm

I'm lost, no wait..... Yep, lost for sure
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 06.23.11 @ 16:55pm

Being an adult is the worst idea ever.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 06.22.11 @ 19:42pm

I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world. I told them to F off!! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Wednesday, 06.22.11 @ 15:43pm

It's amazing what you can accomplish when you do stuff.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 06.21.11 @ 16:11pm

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