When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume itīs for them?

Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?

Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.

went to the book store earlier to buy a Whereīs Waldo book. When I got there, I couldnīt find the book anywhere. Well played Waldo, well played.

dreams of a better world... where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

is about to stick a pin in your voodoo doll... brace yourself.

I hear there is scientific proof that birthdays are good for you... the more you have the longer you live.

Nobody wished me a happy birthday today, which isnīt surprising really, since it isnīt my birthday.

Doctors waiting room needs some music. And better lighting. And more women. And a pole in the middle of the room. And a buffet.

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.

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is clapping his hands and stomping his feet because he is happy and he knows it.

īs status message is better than yours

thinks that 100-calorie packs have just enough cookies to piss me off!!

If I was rich, Iīd do nothing all day from a much nicer recliner.

Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?

is frickin awesome! Nough Said.

lol <- looks like a stick man drowning. lol

Sometimes Late at night. I rearrange traffic signs. People need to be challenged.

is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of "liking" my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. Iīm awesome..

is wondering if the hokey pokey is really what itīs all about