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is accepting applications. Needed someone to keep me from doing dumb stuff. See previous post.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I donīt like people who canīt make fun of themselves. It just makes more work for me.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

exactly how long is a cotton picking minute.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

come on people driving is just like coloring, just stay inside the lines.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Donīt call me crazy. I much prefer the term "mentally hilarious"
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Part of me says I canīt keep drinking like this. The other part of me says, "Donīt listen to that guy. Heīs drunk."
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny drinking status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

If life is a Bitch, then why hasnīt it made me a Sandwich?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

In my will, Iīm giving $50 to anyone who wears a Scream costume to my funeral and doesnīt say a word.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

snooze button, becuase all I need after 8 hours of sleep, is a nap
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Donīt you just hate it when people say stuff in their status that you really didnīt want to know? I hate that. Anyway, I gotta go poop.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

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If you have a mirror handy, kindly gaze into it and you will find your problem
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Unwritten Rule of the Day: Donīt make eye contact while eating a banana.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Somethings are best unsaid but my brain to mouth filter has never worked right.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

You know itīs going to be a bad day when your horoscope starts with.. "Are you sitting down?"
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I keep trying to avoid trouble but I think it likes me.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Non alcoholic beer is like a porn movie on the radio
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny drinking status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

The part of "no" that I donīt understand is the part where I donīt get what I want
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Today I made sushi at home for the first time. I subsituted a hotdog for the raw tuna, a bun for the rice, and mustard for the wasabi!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Iīm playing that game where the floor is made of lava, so I obviously canīt get off the couch or Iīll die.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Some days your the duck. Some days your the goose.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

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