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I got a Rolex for my birthday from my lesbian friends. I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Everyone always talks about the early bird. How about the early worm? Howd that work out for him?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

If I truly posted what was on my mind ... Id most likely be in a psychiatric hospital right now.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

People who live in glass houses should not throw orgies
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I just bought some new deodorant yesterday. The instructions said to remove the top and push up bottom. My butt hurts now but every time I fart the room smells awesome.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

thinks it would be great if we really burped bubbles when we were drunk .. just like in cartoons.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Youd be amazed how often Im wrong when people say guess what.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Hooters should start a home delivery service and call it Knockers.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Conserve energy: How would you feel if someone turned you on and then left?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I hate when Im laughing & my a$$ falls off.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

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Im out like a fat kid playing dodge ball
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

is cuddling up with a good book and a cup of tea. Ah, who am I kidding... Im looking at Hustler and having a beer.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

To be honest, Im just fishing for compliments tonight.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Im up way too early for someone who wasnt planning on seizing the day.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

No matter how little I do in a day. I always feel like I could have done less.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

So she asked me "Do these pants make my butt look big?" And I said, "Not at all dear .. its the fat that does that." So now Im single again.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Went for a mile run today. Stupid Ice Cream Man just kept driving even though I was waving my money in the air!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

A lot of people seem to forget their other four fingers when waving to me.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Im not fat Im just easier to see
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Just took the batteries out of my smoke detector to use in my TV remote control. Dont judge me .. Its Sunday.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

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