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Money may not buy happiness but it can certainly improve the quality of your misery
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Walked into the kitchen for orange juice; walk out with sandwich, crackers, chocolate milk, and the TV remote I lost 30 minutes ago
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Im the kind of person that when my feet hit the ground each morning the devil says, "OH CRAP, HES UP"!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door youre on.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Have you ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times youve had?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

the kids next door have challenged me to a water balloon fight. just updating my status while waiting on the water to boil.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I fight evil wherever it may be ... except in dark, scary places.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Ahh..Monday, so we meet again ... You dirty bitch!!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I have many thoughts. I just cant remember any of them.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Word for the day is asstard
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

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This one isnt that funny, keep scrolling.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Next time some one does something REALLY stupid, just smack them and say, "Man, did you see the size of that bug?"
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Its never to late to be happy
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

cant seem to find love. but its okay. I know exactly where the beer is.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

If Monday had a face, Id punch it.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Im playing hide and seek with the kids right now and theyll never find me, because they arent old enough to drive or get into this bar.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Well I was gonna donate blood today until the lady got all personal and started asking "whos blood is this?" and "How did you get it?"
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Today I am thankful for dirty text messages, stripclubs, and Jack Daniels
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

just bought 400 copies of Hoarders: Season 1. Not sure what to do with them.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes and thought, "Wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

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