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I did all I can do. I can´t do no more
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I wonder if I´ll ever be mature enough to use a stud finder without first pointing it at myself and saying "there´s one."
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Don´t believe all the rumours you hear about me, the truth is much worse.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Have you ever ate something so good that you do a little happy dance while your eating it?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

If you´re a millionaire and you don´t have trampoline floors or a giant slide that goes from your bed to an olympic sized indoor pool, then you should just give me all of your money because you´re wasting it.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Just rescued a Coca Cola that was trapped in the fridge!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

You are so selfish! You´re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Today I´m going to entertain the kids with a game of duct, duct, tape.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Everything I need to know in life I learned in kindergarten... if you poop your pants they let you go home.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

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twinkle twinkle little star ... point me to the nearest bar.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I may look calm, but in my head I´ve punched you in the face 3 times already!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems.. you have nice boobs
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Have you ever held your money and thought "I hope this hasn´t been up a stripper´s butt"
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I can´t wait for summer. One of my highlights of summer is talking into the fan to hear my robot voice.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Don´t be stupid, it´s not smart.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

Omg!! got 6 numbers on the Lotto.. and the stupid machine didn´t pick any of them
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

hmm ... I wonder what I´m thinking?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

is "insert clever remark here."
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

I´ve always wondered if film directors wake up screaming "CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!" when they have nightmares.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Tuesday, 05.17.11 @ 19:30pm

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