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When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 05.19.18 @ 09:00am

Step 1: remove food from packaging Step 2: dig packaging out of trash to locate cook time
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 05.19.18 @ 09:00am

Dogs love you even if you’re ugly.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 05.19.18 @ 08:59am

I've been taking viagara for my sunburn........ It doesn't cure it...... but it does keep the sheets off my legs at night.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 05.19.18 @ 08:59am

ME: “We have a problem, the liquor store is closed.” HER: “That's ok, I don’t drink.” ME: “Ok we have two problems.”
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 05.19.18 @ 08:59am

When I was a kid, my parents told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called "Identity Theft".
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 05.19.18 @ 08:59am

Not to brag, but I don’t need to smoke pot to get the munchies.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.6.18 @ 12:46pm

At work, sometimes I secretly brew decaf coffee in the normal pot so that everyone else works at my pace.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.6.18 @ 12:45pm

One person forgetting to take their medication can really liven up a mundane day at the office.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.6.18 @ 12:45pm

Modern video games are giving kids unrealistic standards of how many swords they can carry at one time.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.6.18 @ 12:45pm

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An egg salad is really just a chicken salad that is really underdone.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.6.18 @ 12:45pm

Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.6.18 @ 12:45pm

I like how Reese's come with two peanut butter cups in the package. That way I can eat one now and then the other one right afterwards.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.6.18 @ 12:44pm

I mean really though...Why wash cups when you can just drink out of the jug?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.6.18 @ 12:44pm

The batteries in my electric toothbrush died before I finished. I've never sympathized more with women in my life.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.6.18 @ 12:44pm

Happy third birthday to the tartar sauce in my fridge.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.6.18 @ 12:44pm

People are way less judgmental when you say you had an "avocado salad" instead of saying you ate a bowl of guacamole.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.6.18 @ 12:43pm

I am looking at this online special deal at Disneyworld and thinking no, my kids can annoy me just fine right here at home.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.6.18 @ 12:43pm

"No I don’t need any help. I know more about booze than you do" - Me to the liquor store clerk
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny drinking status update saying on Sunday, 05.6.18 @ 12:43pm

Bring donuts so your coworkers will like you. Cut them in half so they will hate you again.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.6.18 @ 12:42pm

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