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Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.27.18 @ 14:30pm

Fitness nuts have to do an entire marathon to feel a runner's high..... I just have to bend over and tie my shoes.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.27.18 @ 14:30pm

Today has me seriously evaluating my policy of not drinking on the job.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.27.18 @ 14:30pm

I don't know who I feel more sorry for.. myself for never being able to find where I parked my car?.. or the poor bastards following me through the parking lot hoping to take my parking space...
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.27.18 @ 14:30pm

It takes one slow walking person in the grocery store, to remove the illusion that I'm a nice person.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.27.18 @ 14:29pm

Sixth in line to the throne takes on a different meaning when you’re not in the royal family but in a dive bar.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.27.18 @ 14:29pm

I met a girl who told me that she broke up with her last boyfriend because he just didn't work out. Which is when I knew, she wasn't the one for me, as I hate to work out as well.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.27.18 @ 14:28pm

Thanks to whoever made electrical outlets look like tiny screaming faces trapped inside my walls I can't make eye contact.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.27.18 @ 14:28pm

Step 1: Remove food from packaging. Step 2: Throw out packaging Step. 3: Dig packaging out of trash to locate cook time, Repeat steps 2 & 3 as necessary
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.27.18 @ 14:27pm

Why do I get the feeling that a lot of adults nowadays who ask kids "What do you want to be when you grow up?" are just trying to come up with some ideas?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.27.18 @ 14:27pm

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I decided to bury the hatchet with that neighbor I never got along with. After all, it is the murder weapon.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.27.18 @ 14:26pm

You never really know a woman, until she takes you to court.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.27.18 @ 14:26pm

A high school diploma takes you 12 years to get, 2 minutes to frame and a lifetime to forget where you put it.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.27.18 @ 14:25pm

Threw my back out today reaching for the shampoo in the shower. But I'll be telling everyone it's from having sex while skydiving.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.27.18 @ 14:25pm

It's funny how many people I have in my phones contact list who all have the same name Do Not Answer.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.27.18 @ 14:25pm

My blood test came back as B+ Any tips how I can get an A+ next time?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.27.18 @ 14:24pm

How long does it take possums to realize when one of them is actually dead?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.27.18 @ 14:24pm

In fact, yes, l can multitask. I can screw up several things at once.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.27.18 @ 14:24pm

I wonder if dogs ever wake up in the morning and think "dear god please don't take me jogging with you today"?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.27.18 @ 14:24pm

People who enjoy life, rarely have a flat stomach.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 05.27.18 @ 14:23pm

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