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Dear Equifax hackers, Please delete my student loan balance, my medical bills and change my credit score to 850. Thanks.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 09.18.17 @ 17:12pm

A man in front of me at Walmart is buying a pregnancy test. I bet this is the one time in his life he wishes she had sent him for tampons!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 09.18.17 @ 17:12pm

I don't like the term "stalker". I prefer "unpaid private investigator".
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 09.18.17 @ 17:11pm

I wish banks would do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled. This is the fourth one I've been to that is saying "Insufficient Funds."
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 09.18.17 @ 17:11pm

A hypnotist is just someone that tries to roofie you with jazz hands.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 09.18.17 @ 17:11pm

I told my psychiatrist that I've been hearing voices. He told me that I don't have a psychiatrist.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 09.18.17 @ 17:10pm

It's really ironic that I mostly use my driver's license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 09.18.17 @ 17:10pm

More people should be at a loss for words.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 09.18.17 @ 17:10pm

Pet stores should post "Chameleon" on empty reptile cages just to see how long people would stand and look.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 09.18.17 @ 17:10pm

If you still can read this, please inform me ASAP because I have probably blocked the wrong person!
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 09.18.17 @ 17:09pm

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How many days in a row do you have to wear the same clothes until you’re legally a cartoon?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 09.18.17 @ 17:09pm

"Someday, your phone will cost more than your computer" - said no one ever.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 09.18.17 @ 17:08pm

Still waiting for a "Where are they now?" episode about the Flintstones
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 09.18.17 @ 17:08pm

Accidentally bought a bag of raw almonds. Turns out I don't like almonds, I like salt.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 09.18.17 @ 17:07pm

I'll bet other dogs must think that poodles belong to some weird religious cult.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 09.18.17 @ 17:07pm

Geez. I make one little mistake and my pharmacist now adds "by mouth" on the prescription label.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 09.18.17 @ 17:06pm

I've started an exercise program. I do 20 sit-ups each morning. That may not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that snooze button so many times.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 09.18.17 @ 17:06pm

Dear Cashier: Stop giving me attitude and acting like your job is so complicated and stressful. Self-Checkout has proven that you are really unnecessary.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 09.18.17 @ 17:06pm

Girls with tattoos on your tits, Why? We're already looking at them.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 09.18.17 @ 17:06pm

Telling someone they shouldn't be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they shouldn't be happy because others have it better.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Monday, 09.18.17 @ 17:04pm

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