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I always knew that one day I'd end up face-down in the gutter. I just didn't expect everyone to keep on bowling...
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 04.20.18 @ 12:47pm

I run a non-profit company. It's not for a good cause or anything, I'm just not very good at business.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 04.20.18 @ 12:46pm

I have decided to stop exercising and just learn Photoshop.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 04.20.18 @ 12:46pm

Adulthood is like losing your mom in the grocery store for the rest of your life.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 04.20.18 @ 12:46pm

My doctor said Iím healthy enough for sex, just not attractive enough.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 04.20.18 @ 12:46pm

My face is a 4, my personality is a 6, so basically, I'm a 10.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 04.20.18 @ 12:45pm

Building the city on rock and roll was probably the wrong move from an engineering perspective.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 04.20.18 @ 12:45pm

Actually I don't think it would be all that hard to get out of a pickle.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 04.20.18 @ 12:45pm

A bachelor party is a lot more appropriate after a divorce than before a wedding.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 04.20.18 @ 12:44pm

A married man has 2 options in an argument...he can be right or he can be happy
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 04.20.18 @ 12:44pm

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I make self-sabotage look like an art form.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 04.20.18 @ 12:44pm

Allow me to explain myself via a new communication method I like to call "Interpretive Napping"
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 04.20.18 @ 12:44pm

At this point I'm just waiting for summer to be cancelled completely.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 04.20.18 @ 12:44pm

On my bucket list: To be chased through a kitchen at a Chinese restaurant like in the movies.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 04.20.18 @ 12:43pm

The older I get the earlier it gets late.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 04.20.18 @ 12:43pm

When someone walks away from me shaking their head, I totally agree.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 04.20.18 @ 12:43pm

Who else's favorite Spring time game is "Guess how deep that pothole really is."
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 04.20.18 @ 12:43pm

I spend 95% of the time out of bed wishing I was back in bed
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 04.20.18 @ 12:43pm

People who are about to tell you something then say "never mind" are the reason why I sometimes admire serial killers
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 04.20.18 @ 12:42pm

I donít think we can get through adulthood without a good sense of humor and a strong middle finger.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 04.20.18 @ 12:42pm

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