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A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 07.13.18 @ 16:26pm

If "The Breakfast Club" was made today, it would be a silent film about five kids staring at their phone
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 07.13.18 @ 16:25pm

Iím not a sore loser ... thanks to Vicodin.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 07.13.18 @ 16:24pm

Answering my phone and saying... FBI fraud division. Has really cut down on the telemarketers.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 07.13.18 @ 16:24pm

I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Friday, 07.13.18 @ 16:23pm

Dear future husband, hereís a few things you need to know If you want to be my one and only all my life. I will not be an ex wife .. only a widow
Posted By: WJB - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 07.7.18 @ 11:23am

7,000 people were treated in emergency rooms for injuries sustained from fireworks. Donít be a statistic, let your friend light the fuse
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 06.30.18 @ 13:09pm

All cookies are "bite size" if you believe in yourself enough.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 06.30.18 @ 13:09pm

When things get to stressful I hit the jim.......... Beam.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 06.30.18 @ 13:09pm

Since 4th of July falls on a Wednesday do we drink the weekend before? the weekend after? That Wednesday? The entire week? The entire month? The entire year?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 06.30.18 @ 13:09pm

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Before I die I'm going to eat a bag of popcorn kernels. My cremation should be spectacular.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 06.30.18 @ 13:09pm

I wish I could afford to be as weird as I wanna be.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 06.30.18 @ 13:09pm

Deaf people don't have safe words, they use stop signs.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 06.30.18 @ 13:08pm

You know those people who get all excited and lovey with puppies at pet stores? Same. But I'm in a liquor store.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 06.30.18 @ 13:08pm

Mom: Some scary old lady keeps FaceTiming me. Me: Mom, turn your camera around and sheíll go away.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 06.30.18 @ 13:08pm

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I'm camping, I won't be covered.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 06.30.18 @ 13:08pm

I found my first grey pubic hair today. Normally things like this don't bother me, but it was in my Big Mac.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 06.30.18 @ 13:08pm

Arguing with people in the comments section is like crack for me. I don't do it.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 06.30.18 @ 13:07pm

A person who is bad at math should never take a calculated risk.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 06.30.18 @ 13:07pm

I am a brilliant man, I just sometimes can't remember where I parked my car.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Saturday, 06.30.18 @ 13:07pm

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