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I need a leaf blower, but for people.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 09.10.17 @ 11:15am

I now have permanent vision loss due to excessive eye-rolling at stupid idiots.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 09.10.17 @ 11:15am

Never confuse the words "venom" and "poison". Venom is injected into blood by an animal. Poison is injected into food by a woman.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 09.10.17 @ 11:15am

Don't forget to get your hurricane glasses before looking at it.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 09.10.17 @ 11:14am

Hurricanes, Fires,Tiger running loose ... Whoever is playing Jumanji needs to wrap it up
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 09.10.17 @ 11:13am

Upside to hurricanes... you might get a free boat delivered to your front yard.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 09.10.17 @ 11:13am

You're never too old to be spanked ...If you play your cards right.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 09.10.17 @ 11:13am

It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman. You spend your day working in buildings that have no air conditioning. When it's fixed and finally cool, you leave.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 09.10.17 @ 11:11am

I'll admit I'm not perfect but what did the horse I rode in on do?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 09.10.17 @ 11:10am

The only thing actually impossible in life is taking a picture for a group of women and having ALL of them like it.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 09.10.17 @ 11:09am

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A psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 09.10.17 @ 11:09am

Always carry a knife. You never know when cake might happen.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 09.10.17 @ 11:08am

Anything can be considered your job if you hate it enough.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 09.10.17 @ 11:08am

Now that football season is here, if anyone's favorite team loses, they can just blame it on Trump.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Sunday, 09.3.17 @ 18:28pm

I wish I could match my dog's excitement to go outside.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 08.31.17 @ 10:09am

What number SPF blocks people?
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 08.31.17 @ 10:08am

It must be annoying for nudists when they have to clean their glasses
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 08.31.17 @ 10:08am

I'm glad the Eclipse is over so I can go back to staring directly into the sun.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 08.31.17 @ 10:08am

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 08.31.17 @ 10:08am

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
Posted By: Guest - Category: funny status update saying on Thursday, 08.31.17 @ 10:07am

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