Being a regular church-goer on Easter is like being a regular gym-goer on New Years

Is it wrong to put leftover Halloween candy in their Easter baskets?

Pro tip: The kids run around a little longer if you forget to hide the eggs

Easter this Sunday....The one day where I can say "I am putting all my EGGS in one basket!

Here is an Easter time saving tip - don't waste time coloring the eggs. It will make them easier to hide in the snow...

We have the laziest Easter Bunny here....He didn't bother cooking or coloring the eggs and he hid them all in my fridge.

They tell us not to put all our eggs in one basket, then Easter comes and they only give us one basket!

Note to the Easter Bunny: You're not fooling anyone with that fake grass in the basket.

Goals for this weekend: 1) get drunk 2) find Easter bunny & take Instagram pic of him 3) get drunk again 4) eat chocolate 5) refer to 1&3

Guess what I am gonna be doing this Easter? Hanging with my PEEPS!!!

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I will avoid tomorrow those who eat Easter eggs today!

For Easter I'm gonna get really drunk and hide a whole bunch of eggs, wake up sober and have an Easter egg hunt with myself!

Easter chocolate tastes so much better than normal chocolate...

has been kidnapped by the Easter Bunny and is being forced to decorate eggs .. Ransom .. Send all your chocolate !!

rabbit Easter is for Jesus.