Dear Easter Bunny, no easter eggs for me this year please, can i please have a decent honest guy instead?? oh never mind, just give me the chocolate!!

If you happen to see a bunny laying brown eggs, do not eat them. Trust me, it's NOT Chocolate!! HAPPY EASTER!!!!

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

I'm more bored than an Easter Bunny in December.

Happy Easter! Some bunny loves you.

I just won my Easter egg hunt!! Those 8 year olds didn't stand a chance to my pushing and sprinting. It was kinda like taking candy from a baby.

I just know my co-workers will be really surprised when they find the Easter Eggs I left them in their office ... in the far right corner ... behind the file cabinet marked records from 1989.

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

Happy Easter Yolks!

I woke up in the middle of the night to get a drink of water and I tripped on something soft and fluffy. OMG, I think I killed the Easter Bunny!!

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Happy wabbit day!

Dear Easter Bunny, this year instead of eggs filled with candy, can you please fill them will gas cards...cause candy won't get me to and from work!!

You know you�'re getting older when you get a copy of �Quicken in your Easter basket.

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�Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs.