$100 for a dozen red what?! That's a lot of money for a plant you can�t smoke.

A dozen roses: $12, a box of chocolates: $10, a Happy Valentines Day card: $2, still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless!

A box 5 lb. box of chocolates: $40, Valentines Day card: $3.75, not being yelled at for 35 minutes until the chocolate is gone: priceless!

Valentine�s Day is in 4 days so if you are secretly in love with me I suggest you reveal it now.

My wife keeps leaving magazines lying around with the jewelry ads circled. I got the hint. For Valentine's Day she�s getting a magazine rack

I called McDonald's to make a reservation for Valentine's Day, just to listen to the stammering and confusion from the kid answering the phone.

My love for you is stronger than last year!!!! Happy Valentines Day

Love without you is Impossible... Happy Valentine's Day to u my beloved king. I Love u.

If you can�t celebrate Valentine�s Day with someone you love, celebrate it with alcohol and pizza.

Roses are red, violets are blue, daisies are white, sunflowers are yellow. This florist has everything.

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My love for you is beyond words so don�t expect a Valentine�s Day card from me.

Roses are red, fitness is great, I would've gotten you chocolate, but you need to lose some weight

What's with all the hearts today?

I was grateful for the fact that now groups similar posts (i.e. "10 of your friends posted about Valentine's Day"), so I can just skip past them. Unfortunately, I have friends that can't spell 'Valentine'. LOL

My friends are the most weirdest, most craziest people I know but I love them. Happy Valentines' Day everyone!!

Will you be my Valentine....for an hour....and we won't exchange gifts...and we skip the night out....and just have s@x?

Nothing is more romantic than letting you know that I love you... via this Status update.

I just wanted to tell you, on this very special Valentine�s Day: I�m exceptionally thankful you lowered your standards enough to date me.

My darling, you bring joy to my life. Happy Valentine's Day!

I remember when a MIX tape off the radio (while the DJ wasn't talking) was the best Valentine EVER!!