Valentine Eve: worst time of the year.....constantly remind how single you are or stuck with this looser cupid picked out for you.

I love being married. It�s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Happy Valentine's Day babe!

Now taking applications for a valentine. Apply below.

A candlelight dinner with long stemmed roses sounds like a deadly combination for my inflatable valentine.

My Valentine is just like my pinkie toe; eventually I'm gonna bang it on all the furniture in this house...

I don�t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentines Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

Don't wish me a Happy Valentine's Day! I hate this day with the fire of a thousand suns!

Not waiting another minute for the lab results... the Valentine cookies from my ex-wife look good and I am feeling lucky.

Just saw a "dance" pole listed on Craigslist�opened but not used�unappreciated Valentine gift?

Valentine�s Day money-saving tip: Break up on Feb 13th, get back together on the 15th ;)

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Wish you a very Happy Valentine�s Day. This message is to let you know that you are thought of always. May God give you everything you wish for.

Dear Alcohol... Will you be my valentine?

On this Valentines days... Please don't make me choose between you and porn.

Pizza will you be my valentine?

Now accepting applications for a Valentine...Requirements as follows : 1) Pulse 2) Female...as the day progresses, requirement #1 may become negotiable...

Happy Valentine's Day! I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

Happy Valentine's Day!!