Did you hear about the blonde who thought he discovered that he had a twin brother? He didn't realize he was looking in a mirror.

Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

How can you tell if a Blonde has been using your computer? There is whiteout all over the monitor.

What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant? Her feet!

Why don't blondes double recipes? The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

WHY DON'T BLONDES BREAST FEED THEIR BABIES? It hurts too much when they boil their nipples.

A Blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette said, "Oh, look at the dead bird." The Blonde looked skyward and said "Where, where?"

Why did the blonde fail her driver's license test 3 times? Every time the car stopped she jumped into the back seat.

A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Why are there so many blonde jokes? Because redheads and brunettes have to have something to do on the weekends

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What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A dope ring.

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.

What's a blond behind a steering wheel? An air bag!!

What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? Data transfer.

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.

How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade.

What's the diff between a blonde and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Why does a blonde smile in a lightning storm? They think their getting their picture taken.

Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows? It took him six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.