Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed? He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.

Why do Blondes have "TGIF" written on their shoes? Toes Go In First.

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Did you hear about the blonde who won the gold medal at the Olympics? She had it bronzed.

How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye? Shine a flashlight in her ear.

How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? He's the one on his bike.

What is the definition of eternity? Four blondes at a four way stop.

What does a blonde do first thing in the morning? She goes home!

WHY DOES A BLONDE ONLY CHANGE HER BABIES DIAPER ONCE A MONTH??? BECAUSE THE BOX SAYS GOOD FOR UP TO 30 POUNDS..

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.

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What's the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.

Why did the blonde take his new scarf back to the store? It was too tight

How can you tell if a blonde is a natural blonde? Blow in her ear - if natural, watch as she floats...

What's brown and red and black and blue? A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes.

Why did the blond climb on the bar roof? She heard that drinks were on the house

What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you? Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A Space Invader.

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? "Toe goes in first".

There were two blondes on opposite sides of a river. One yells across to the other: "Hey how do I get across the river?" The blond replies: "Why do you want to know? You're already there!"