What would you do if a Blond threw a hand grenade right at you? You'd pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the blonde quit his job as a restroom attendant? He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.

How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? Flattered.

Why can't blonds water ski ? When ever they get wet they lay down and spread there legs.

What's a brunette's mating call? Has that blonde gone yet?

How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? It's quite difficult opening the legs of an Ironing Board.

What do you call a blonde wearing a leather jacket on a motorcycle? Rebel without a clue.

Why do blondes wear their hair up? To catch everything that goes over their heads.

How do you know if a Blond has been drinking? She's walking in a straight line

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What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" "No, I just lie there."

Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? From eating with forks.

Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took him two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.

Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find the zipper.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday You tell them a joke on Friday.

How do you measure their intelligence? Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.

What is a blond called that is wearing a brunettes wig? Artificial intelligence.

Why do blonds climb chain-link fences? To see what's on the other side.

What do you call an all-blonde skydiving team? A new version of the Lawn Darts game.

How does a blonde high-5? She smacks herself in the forehead.