How do you drown a Blonde? Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool

What do blondes and a spaghetti noodle have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.

Did you hear how the Blonde Hockey Team drowned? Spring Training.

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? He didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone.

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? They don't know the route.

How many blondes does it take to make a circuit? Two: one to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass him the blow dryer!

How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M; factory She threw away all the W's.

Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for 4 hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland left" so they turned around and went home.

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Why do blondes have more fun? They are easier to keep amused.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in their ear.

A Blond was riding a horse. Than suddenly the horse started to go faster and faster. At last she screamed "HELP!!!!" Than the store manager came out and unplugged it.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache

How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries? She has a checkbook.

Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

Why do blondes have elevator jobs? They don't know the route.

Why did the Blonde stare at a can of frozen orange juice? Because it said concentrate.

What do you call a blonde at university? A visitor.

What do you call two blonds in a refrigerator? Frosted Flakes