How can you tell when a blonde is dating? By the buckle print on her forehead.

Why can't Blondes dial 911? They can't find the eleven on the phone!

When is it okay to shoot a blond in the head? When you have a tire pump nearby to re inflate it.

When is it okay to shoot a blond in the head? When you have a tire pump nearby to re inflate it.

How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? There is a stamp on it.

How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it With a thought!

How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde.

Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool? No smoking.

What's the mating call of the blonde? "I'm *sooo* drunk!"

What did the blond say when she opened a box of Cheerios? Oh! look donut seeds

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How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? It is the one with the kickstand.

What is fore play for a blond? When the man says "c'mon baby, hop in the truck"

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch Manager.

How many blonds dose it take to screw in a light bulb? None they all sit there and bitch and moan about being in the dark.

Did you hear about the blonde who gave his cat a bath? He still hasn't gotten all the hair off his tongue.

Why is a blonde's coffin y-shaped? B/c she is so used to having her legs spread.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.

How does a blond commit suicide? Jumps out the basement window.

What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios? Oh look, daddy ... doughnut seeds.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!