gets drunk on one drink. The trouble is, I can�t remember if it�s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

That "No alcohol beyond this point." sign might as well say "I bet you can�t chug that whole beer!"

Let�s drink tequila till you don�t remember what I suggest next..

Dear Alcohol, Will you be my valentine? ?

So Monday and Tuesday sucked. But, with the right mix of caffeine, alcohol and mushrooms, Wednesday doesn�t even have to happen at all.

Part of me says I can�t keep drinking like this. The other part of me says, "Don�t listen to that guy. He�s drunk."

Non alcoholic beer is like a porn movie on the radio

Sometimes to much to drink is never enough

You look like I need another drink

It doesn�t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol.

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If you can�t afford to go on vacation, you can always drink until you don�t know where you are.

you can�t drink all day if you don�t start in the morning

In case I drink too much and pass out for a while, Merry Christmas you guys.

I found $40 in my jeans. The kid in me says "Buy dart guns and candy", but the adult in me says "Buy vodka, dart guns and candy".

If I weren�t such an alcoholic I would throw my drink in your face

If at first you don�t succeed ..... buy her another drink

How much tequila goes into mashed potatoes again?