Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

What is dumber than two brunettes that tried to build a house at the bottom of the ocean? Two blondes that tried to burn it down!

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? Because she thought her Maxi-pad had wings.

What do you call five blondes laying on a beach? A public access.

What is foreplay for a blonde? 30 mins of begging.

What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS? Lipstick.

How many blondes does it take to play tag? One.

Why aren't blondes hired for elevator jobs? Because they can't remember the route.

What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican? Retardo.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a Mercedes? You don't lend the Merc out to your friend.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!

Did you hear about the blonde that put lipstick on her forehead so she could make up her mind?

It's with great sadness that I tell you my blonde girlfriend burned her nose last night....she was bobbing for french fries...

Why can't blondes pass their driving tests? Because every time the car stops they jump in the back seat.

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low? She thought it was Diet Coke.

How does a blonde try to kill a fish? She drowns it.

How does a blonde commit suicide? She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You get to park in the handicap zone.

What does a blonde say after four years of college? Would you like fries with that?

Why don't blondes use vibrators? They chip their teeth.