How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? You knock on the door.

What did the blonde do when she missed the 66 Bus? She took the 33 bus twice instead.

What does a blonde say when you ask her what the last two words of the national anthem are? Play ball!

Why are blonde jokes so stupid? So brunettes can get them!

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? You find M&M; shells all over the kitchen floor.

What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections? A wine and cheese party!

What is the definition of gross ignorance? 144 blondes.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Spot.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it.

Why can't blondes make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.

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How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day? She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil.

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!

What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear with a hose at the end? An air compressor.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and the Yeti? Yeti has been spotted.

What do you call blondes in a freezer? Frosted Flakes!

Why is it okay for blondes to catch a cold? No need for em to worry about blowing their brains out.

Did you hear about the blonde who got a pair of waterskis? She's still looking for a lake with a slope.

Why is a blonde like a doorknob? Because everyone gets a turn.

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Why do blondes leave empty milk cartons in the fridge? In case someone wants black coffee.