Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease? It only affects the brain.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M; factory? Proof-reading.

How can you tell when a blonde sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it.

Did you hear about the blonde who plugged her power strip back into itself to save electricity?

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted.

A blonde was asked what the capital of California was. �That�s easy,� she said. �It�s C.�

Why can't Blondes dial 911? They can't find the 11 on the phone!

What would you do if a blonde threw a hand grenade right at you? You'd pull the pin and throw it back.

How do blonde's brain cells die? Alone.

Whats an intelligent blonde? A Golden Retreiver.

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Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.

Did you hear about the blonde who studied for her blood test and still failed it?

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team? They drowned in Spring Training.

Why has the wave been outlawed at baseball games? Because all the blondes used to drown.

Why can't a blonde make kool-aide? She can't figure out how to fit 2 quarts of water in a kool-aide packet.

What do you call a blonde in the closet? The 1984 hide and go seek champion.

Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year's hide and seek champion.

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? Fertilized