What goes stop, go, stop, go, stop, go? A blonde at a flashing red light.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?"

A senior in college took his blonde girlfriend to a football game. As the game started, he said, "Watch the guy wearing number 15. I expect him to be our best man next year." "Oh, Honey," she said. "That's such a cleaver way to propose. I accept!"

A blonde was driving down the highway when she read a sign saying, "Clean Restrooms Next 10 Miles." She was really late for her appointment since there were 26 restrooms to clean.

When a blonde working at the local Taco Bell was asked to put minimal lettuce on an order she replied, "I'm sorry, we only have iceberg."

Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left", so they turned around and went home.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"

What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios? "Oh, look, ... doughnut seeds."

Did you hear about the dumb blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

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While waiting at a cross walk for the light to change, a blonde asked why the signal was buzzing. When she was told that it was to let blind people know when the light was red, she replied, "What in the world are blind people doing driving?"

This blonde went to the pizza place and ordered a pizza. The pizza guy asked her if she wanted it cut into six pieces or twelve. �Oh, six,� she said. �I could never eat twelve pieces.�

How does a blonde spell Farm? E-I-E-I-O.

Did you hear that they found another "Heaven Gates" cult member? Yea...it was a blonde and she was under the sink looking for the comet!

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.

How do you keep a blonde in suspense? Present her with a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say "Hello"

Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M; factory? For throwing out the W's.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? Maybe someday, we'll find bigfoot.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.

How does a blonde get hurt raking leaves? She falls out of the tree!