There was a blonde who had 2 horses and she couldn't tell them apart. So she decided to cut part of ones tail off. But the tail grew back. So she shaved part of the horses ear. But it grew back. She gave up and just decided to keep the white horse in one barn and the black horse in the other....... :P

what did the blonde do at the spelling bee? " they got up to the stage and spelled "s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g -b-e-e"

what did the blonde say when it got its reportcard back ? " teacher you forgot to put in my grades i have all 0's "

there is a blonde and a brunet the brunet says hey look a dead bird and the blonde looks up

a brunette told the blonde a cereal killer was on the loose close to where they lived and the blond wen't and hid all of the cereal

why do blonde's where condoms on there ear's...so they don't get HEARING AIDS

why did it take so long for the blonde to cross the road? she forgot how to get to the other side.

How can you tell if a blonde has been on the computer? She has left cheese for the mouse.

What does a blonde make best for dinner? Reservations.

How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She threw it off a cliff.

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Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? Third Grade.

What is every blonde's ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? She turned it over and used the other side.

Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3 and a half days? It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? Trying to hold on to a thought.

Why do Blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.

Three blondes walked into a bar. You'd think that one of them would have seen it.

Do you know what is black and blue and found in a ditch? A man who told one to many blonde jokes.